While looking at a magazine at the doctor's office the other day, I came across an add with a quote from Miss Piggy. So, she is my inspirational hero for the week. Here are a few samples of her wisdom:Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary, from time to time, to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
Often the only view we have of 
ourselves is from a mirror or photograph. Due to defection, refaction, conflection and infliction, mirrors always make you look larger in the wrong places. (An important scientist at a big university in a famous place discovered this.) And cameras do lie, because of all kinds of strange optical things and complicated gizmos that break and give you the wrong shortstop or spoil the focus-pocus, and little hairs that get stuck inside and goo on the film.
Your hat size never changes.
For the thin look, buy clothes two sizes too large.
For the glamorous look, choose plain-looking dining companions.
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